It is literally impossible for me to hear “I’ve got a theory” without saying “that it’s a demon”
Or maybe witches. Which is ridiculous…
|gabrielle:||i'm going to do the thing|
|xena:||no gabrielle don't do the thing|
|gabrielle:||*does the thing*||---||*xena and gabrielle making out*|
|xena:||wait shit i think the network is looking, say something about your dead husband|
|gabrielle:||gosh i, a heterosexual female, sure do wish my dead husband was here right now|
|xena:||yes what a tragedy|
|gabrielle:||are they gone?|
|xena:||*shrugs*||*continue to make out*||---|
|audience:||how did xena meet julius caesar in the past if the trojan war is happening in the present||*xena does a backflip*|
Yesterday, I found out that Cadbury makes Pots of Joy, the equivalent of creme egg pudding. As a longtime creme egg fan, I knew I had to try these … but I quickly discovered that like my beloved Cadbury Twisted bars, Pots of Joy are not available in the United States. (In fairness, you can get Twisteds by mail through Amazon and other outlets. But you can’t walk up to your local drugstore and buy them, which is the problem.)
Anyway, the point here is that I was being denied creme egg-flavored pudding, and clearly this was just wrong. Fortunately, I am capable of making pudding. So I did.
You guys, SCIENCE.
Happy Tennant Tuesday!!!♥♥♥
"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"